They would plot serious revenge on me.
I make them do so much funny crap during the holidays, and there I go snap snap snapping away with my camera to capture it all on “film.” I’m sure they sit there wondering what the hell they’re doing and why I keep saying “STAY! STAY! STAY!” all the time. I put hats on them, I put them under the tree and I make them lick peanut butter off their noses so I can get a hilarious picture with their tongues out. I honestly think if dogs could talk, and mine especially, we would be humbled into realizing that intellectually, we humans are thumb-suckers.
Happy Holidays everyone!